Also, think of the literal pain it would be to rip it off. Is it really worth it? I feel like I'd have to buy an absurd amount of tape to hold mine up. We've all seen the great lengths Kim Kardashian has gone to tape up her boobs. If a bra is like a prison for your bazongas, tape sounds like straight up torture. You've definitely tried taping them up like Kim K. I know I'll be sticking to regular tops and dresses that cover my back and bra straps, thanks. Sure, we saggy ladies could wear a bra and let it show, but that defeats the purpose of the mystery. Unfortunately, my saggy lady lumps ensure there's no way you'll ever see me in a backless number. Backs are hot! People should definitely flaunt them. You'll never be able to pull off a backless anything.īackless dresses and tops are all the rage these days. Here are the struggles every girl with saggy boobs can relate to.

Some say shopping for clothes is much easier with smaller boobs, but not always. But at around age 20, my overwhelming DD-cups deflated to modest C-cups. I even had stretch marks in high school because my chest was #blessed. When I hit puberty, my ta-tas were a size DD. My upper ribs are constantly in the shadow of my under-boob. Sometimes I'll lift them up, look in the mirror and gawk at how much of my body they cover up. Holding them up and away from my belly button. “But your boobs don't seem saggy!” My coworker Sheena said to me. I try not to slouch, for fear my boobs might start sliding into my lap. Sometimes I wonder what I did to gravity to deserve this boob sag. My mom looked at me the other day and asked if my boobs shrunk.

But, that doesn't make the struggle any less real. When it comes to breast health, I will take droopy knockers over anything else. I'm lucky to have perfectly healthy breasts. I thought boob sag would only come after pregnancy, but I was wrong. It's really cute.Īt the ripe age of 23, they're completely deflated. I'm not kidding, when I lie down, 60 percent of my breasts fall into my armpit. It's like one morning I woke up, rolled on my back and my boobs just didn't follow with the rest of my body. You wouldn't know it unless you saw me naked, but I have saggy boobs.

Grandma droppy boobs